Republicans are from the Dark Side of the force.

Many conspiracy theorists argue that most of today's republicans are actually aliens, but I have another theory. It is my personal belief that most republicans are actually Jedi and learned how to use The Force at a very young age. Dick Cheney is a perfect example of this theory but he unfortunately turned to the dark side when he signed on to the Republican party.....And so are Bachmann, Palin, Romney, Ron Paul etc......Yes...Racism moves you to the dark side....and so does arrogance..and intolerance to other traditions and cultures.